Today I was talking to a friend about her Mardi Gras party tonight. She asked if I was coming, and my response was, “I TOLD GayFriend THAT IM NOT SURE IF I CAN STAY LATE, BUT I’LL DEF STOP BY FOR A MINUTE TO SHOW HIM MY TITTIES!!!” While at the same time a bro-looking dude walked by and he died laughing. And then I proceeded to shout, “OH GOD THAT GUY HEARD ME! DUDE IT’S OKAY HE’S GAY! I SHOW MY TITS TO GAY MEN!!”
The end.
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